Istanbul Shit: Looking for my superficial girlfriend. Inquire within. I can take you around the world. (Literally). You can be my superficial girlfriend solely for my flight benefits (which are incredible). So let me start with your incentive. Since most females these days need an incentive or they tend to not stick around too long. Forget about the fact that I'm pretty awesome. Nobody cares about personality. Or that I have a career. But look, I can take you around the world. First class, too. Anywhere you want to go. To me, that seems more valuable then the rest. You need money to travel. And cars too. I can top all of that. My first class seat is bigger and better then any Rolls Royce Phantoms back seat. Plus my lovely assistants' will be serving you food and beverage for the duration. And remember, this is still all FREE! I have access to any location, at any time anywhere in the world. Life is all about traveling! And you can do it comfortably with me. Sure, you can find a rich guy that can afford to charter his own jet, but even then, he'll still put a limit on the amount of air time. Fuel is expensive! But then you'll probably have to sleep with him. Then hate yourself the next day for it, or realize he's a complete idiot. Well now you're stuck. He'll probably have bad breath too. As my superficial girlfriend, you can go wherever, whenever your cold little heart desires. We can skip the romance and the bs. Remember, this is strictly for superficial purposes. So here's your chance. I'm not going to flash any fancy watches that I put on my credit card, or $200k cars that I refinanced my home for. Instead, here's a $300 million jet. Paid for. In which I have many of, and access to at any time I want as well as you want. You just say the word. ✈️ by elannp